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Lonely Hearts Agency

 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:59 am    Post subject: Lonely Hearts Agency Reply with quote

*a papersheet stuck on a few branches of trees throughout the Shire and other well populated areas*

Do you have to look at the setting sun alone? Is your oven only working at half its capacity for the lack of someone to share the tasty pies with? Is your ale tasting somewhat bleak because you lack the company to enjoy it with?

If youŽre a stout male halfling, dark haired, and reasonably handsome you might have a chance of breaking the bonds of loneliness now.

My partnership agency has brought together hundrets of lonely hearts already. This is our newest advertisement. We have the woman, all you have to do is bring the man to make her fall in love. (details see above, love of food a MUST, a slight belly optional). And best of all: We protect your privacy! just leave a sealed message for the lonely hearts agency at any given Tavern throughout the Shire, including your name and where to find you throughout daytime.

Enjoy your life, together!
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