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Newshire Tavern - A gathering

 
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:22 pm    Post subject: Newshire Tavern - A gathering Reply with quote

The new residents of Newshire and several visitors are all gathered in Gipsy Sandalwoods new tavern, as instructed by the new villages 'new' (and first) Gaffer. They have all waited for quite a while, and the Gaffer seems to be running fashionably late, when suddenly the door opens and in strides a well dressed, reasonably young, halfling and three beautiful halfling sisters.

Jenny Wigglebottom - "All welcome Gaffer T. Shacklefoot"
Penny and Wendy Wigglebottom - *raise a trumpet each and blow a fanfare*

The crowd let out a hesitant and confused ripple of applause

Trubbel Shacklefoot - "Please, your admiration is humbling and not neccesary. My hero days are at an end and I am content with being your ruler."

Silence from the crowd

Trubbel Shacklefoot - "As you are all aware, I discovered several ancient ruins in the desert and have decided to share my good fortune with you simple folk. I am a benevolent and noble individual who is extremely happy to share my wealth, fame and hard work with each and every one of you. However..... I must lay some ground rules. All artefacts, relics and treasures which are found MUST be registered with our expert archaeologists, and a taxation of 20% of your profits from these items must be paid directly to..... me."

A hushed murmur starts amongst the crowd.

Trubbel Shacklefoot - "Furthermore.... everything in this village belongs to me. The houses, the tavern, the trees..... everything! Therefore I expect you to treat everything with as much respect as you would show to me. Failure to do so will result in serious reprimand. *turns to the triplet sisters* Make a note that we need to start a militia to keep peace and order. *the sisters all make notes in their notebooks* And I want them to wear smart uniforms..... maybe velvet. *turns back to the crowd* Any questions?"
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gaffer T. Shacklefoot waits patiently for a short moment for any questions before finishing his speech

"No questions then! Wonderful. If that is all, then I suppose I should grace you all with my presence for a while before going home."

The Gaffer looks at all his new villagers with a smile on his face

"So..... who is going to be first to buy me and my lovely assistants a drink each?"
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A hand is raised, timidly, towards the centre of the gathered crowd...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Wonderful. Congratulations on nominating yourself to buy the first round of drinks. Mine will be a triple Saproo Spritzer, and my three assistants will have white wines."
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The hand retracts sharply in to the gathered crowd...
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